As expected because she wasn't allowed to socialise she has turned out a
bit rough and has bashed several dogs up now whenever she gets off the
leash.........
I
was so excited when I heard Molly and Mitches new Bro had been named
after a FAMOUS GUNFIGHTER Matt Dillon off GUNSMOKE!!!!!! But no, I got
the spelling wrong and he has been named after a POET Dylan Thomas or
possibly Bob Dylan.........either way the "poet" in him
shows......as is apparent from above photos! Oh well at least Karma
isn't the ugliest dog on the beach anymore!
Molly
and Mitch are brother and sister but totally different.Molly is a 
typical
snappy unsociable [with me] Border and Mitch plays with everyone and
everything! Here he is trying to "round me up" its one of HIS
favourite games.....he fixes me with this steely eyed stare as if he
expects me to freeze like a damn sheep......naturally being a Staffy I
am always a bit fixated on somthing [ladies] and tend to run him over if
he "freezes" in front of me.
There are certain mis-informed
individuals who think mine and Jakes relationship is
"unatural".....well I can assure those concerned we are both
TOTALLY secure in our masculinity and feel no requirement to conform to
their ideas of "normal"! Jake has a "Horse" and Fred
is his brother and we are going to ride "Horse" down the beach
to annoy the rangers.......I'm not quite sure what a "horse"
is but if I can ride Jet Boats, Motor Cycles, diggers and Canoes I'm sure I can
handle it.
Skye,
is 20 weeks old and has no respect for me at all, I have accidently
flattened her, ignored her [as in photo] and stole her toys but still
she pesters me........note the strangle hold her mum has on her to
stop her molesting the rug-rat! She just returned from a farm and had
put on 10lb, apparently made up of placentas, calf hooves and used
nappies...........typical Lab god knows why women find the smelly sods
so appealing! Now in 2005 Skye has grown a lot bigger than me and has
trained her master that the only way to get her to leave the beach is
to drive off at high speed and leave her behind.........
Under
severe pressure "Sally" has been added to my website, I am not
happy with her inclusion cause she never actually makes it to the
beach despite living at Cornwallis.........her mum is worried she might
cut her toe on a shell, get lost in the bush, drown while wrestling a
sardine, step in something smelly, get drool on her coat from playing
with other dogs, poke her eye out on a grass stem, overheat in summer,
catch cold in winter, blah blah blah.........I actually doubt her
existance and believe shes a figment of her mums imagination ......she
just fantasizes about having a "dog" cause she sees me having
fun every day and has settled for this fluffy,cutsey stuffed pussy
shaped toy!!
but
then he weakened and said if she sent a picture of herself running naked
in the snow smeared in apricot jam wearing nothing but
"Mufasa" he would post a picture............and here it
is..........the other photo is available upon proof of age! Mufasa has
never actually seen ANY beach, and is not allowed to play with other
dogs as he is "fragile" ......I'm pretty "fragile"
myself in a Staffy sort of way and since I haven't seen SNOW I guess we
aren't THAT different despite the 7000 miles! [and 40 pounds]
I stand corrected!! Sally does exist and
she has a sister called "Georgy", she has illusions of
grandeur and attacked me when I tried to steal the breakfast she found
on the beach! Here Sally is hiding from me behind a
rock........unfortunately the shyness didn't last too long.....she has
TWO DIFFERNT coloured eyes! Its quite disconcerting and makes it hard to
guess which direction she is going to run ........
Blue
and Ruby get a lot of BIG walks here they are at Kakamatua on the other
side of the Cornwallis Peninsula; Ruby is a grumpy old bitch and
growls at everyone but I think I may have charmed her as I get to sniff
her without getting a snarl these days; Blue is a hypo little Cocker and
always seems busy
Pooch is the only dog on the beach to have had
a ride in my Jet boat! I'm not jealous however cause she is also
the only dog on the beach with legs smaller than mine, [poor mutt]. Her
sister Maisy is half Great Dane and is lovely but like all women
with long legs is very hard to catch [or sniff]. Pooches owner watches
dads mullet net sometimes to stop people nicking it!
who named their dogs "Count
Otto von Puponga" and "Clara the Beautiful" REALLY
give a damn about their dogs????? I am pretty sure they are
cross-breeds as I cannot imagine anyone developing a dog shaped like
them on purpose...........I s'pose with faces like that they would be handy
for chasing parked cars.........and the tiny curly tail and little
legs would allow them to intermingle with piglets so perhaps they were
designed for pig hunting??
Chelsea
is very spoiled and gets to go to work with her Dad most days, I'm not
really into playing with kids [they smell funny and are always yelling
and poking things] but Sean seen me on the net and said I could play
with his little girl Chelsea if I let him visit and cuddle
me.................
OK
this is him! My Nemesis, when I moved in as a puppy and was building my
house Buddy came up and pooed and wee'd all over my section every day
and when I complained he beat me up ..........BIG MISTAKE........now
whenever I see him I'll run a mile to beat the crap out of him! I just
grab his face and sit down, his owner goes mental and I just smile and
release him after a few minutes, I never draw blood but my god
its satisfying!!!!
This
is Anna, me and dad found her down a cliff pretty tired and
sick where she had chased a pig. We carried her home and dumped her at
a neighbours who had lost his old dog Tyson who you can see in the "In
Memory" part. Well she hasn't looked back and has decided pig hunting
is a bit too strenuous and now spends her days on the deck sleeeping;
She is good on the boat and comes fishing with us often.
Charlie has a new sister her name is Bramble, thats like a small thorn or prick, from what I have seen the name suits, Her mum thinks she is a "Flat Coated Retriever "........yeah right; I am a wee bit jealous however as I would like a sister [that was no relation] and had short legs. Some guys get all the luck. This is her at 14 weeks old, apparently she can swim already [I could to if I wanted]. She seems remarkably calm and dad couldn't get her to chase the chickens or goldfish and even when I flattened her she wouldn't fight back ......maybe shes a real lady and not another bloody lesbian like her mum.
He got his name from his Mums Maiden name.........what a groveller his dad must be. His dad has one of those whippy sticks that launch tennis balls and he has trained his dad really well so that from one end of the beach to the other all he does is chase balls...........his dad talks in a loud funny voice and always greets me with "HULLO LITTLE FULLOW" ; I let him get away with it cause I dont think its a reference to my length of leg.
I have just had the TRAGIC news that both Peppers and Brambles owners are getting them "fixed" ........Bloody lesbians, spoil it for everyone.
Me and dad put up with him cause she is such a sweety, she is terrified of me but beats the
crap out of Karma and Daphne, I thought it was a bit hard calling Daphne such a sooky name
but you would have to be a serious Tail Gunner to come up with "Hazel".............mind you
she was rescued from some REAL a--holes who never let her off a chain so we forgive him,
she is starting to turn into a well balanced shepard depite her upbringing, so maybe theres
even hope for her dad!
