This
is Brigid my 1st mum, she is a NZ Champion!
This
is my Dad Anchor, he is a NZ Champion, his dad Skean Du was a UK Champion
and his dad was a Crufts Champion!
This
guy drags me down the beach 3 times a day! Even in the RAIN!
This
is
my pond, its fed by an underground stream; in Summer I live in it but
when its cold I just get the sand brushed off....
This
is Boris...
Here
I am using him as a wedge to stop myself rolling off the couch.
He
seems to spend a lot of time sleeping, he tried to follow us to the beach
once and got stuck up a tree.......
in the photo you can see dad had to put the ladder on the truck roof he was so
high!
This is my sister Nexi Crab hunting, we wrestle a lot but because shes a GIRL I have to let her win all the time.
This
is Dino and Tikka ..... Dino looks like a Rooster and crows but he lays
eggs...... hes stroppy and I give him a hiding once a week!
Salt
and Pepper are Barred Plymouth Rocks, dad got them as Pullets and they were
SCARED of dogs! It was cool while it lasted........
Dad
made this chook house with running water and windows out of 2 inch thick
tannalised T&G.......we are all going to hide in there when Saddam finally
finds his weapons of Mass Destruction.
This
is what happens when you forget to lock the cats door and go out for 5
hours......I never knew chooks could fly till then, but when dad launched
them off the deck they went a long way!!
Guess
what dad did after taking this photo!!! Good job, cats are filthy sods
anyway; 
MAN!
Check out the tongue on this bird, she has tickly little bristles... I bet Terri is the life of the party!
This
is Jesse
she is my sister in law and used to like me when i was a puppy but now she thinks I'm a sex maniac and won't even play with me............
Mikey
is my Cousin, he's a Ratweiler...
.he speaks Japanese which makes communication difficult, and he gave me a hiding when I was 6 weeks old; He doesn't do that any more.............................
Sam
an Ella are 2 BLUE Orpintons that dad got without consulting me.........on
their first day Dino gave them a hiding, then Boris gave them a hiding and
this is me about to give them another! NOW they understand the "pecking
order".
Karma, was an abanoned pig dog that ripped all our rubbish bags open for 6 months before she gave up to die and let dad trap her.......in these photos she actually has very little fur its all skin pigment and mange! She weighed 12 kilos.
This is her after a
$zillion in vet bills, she gained 17 kilos in 8 weeks! Most of it was food
stolen off Boris, the chooks.......and ME! When
she was wild she would sneak round the house at night and steal the chicken
grain and then leave the most amazing deposits on the doorstep for me in the
morning!
This
is Mikeys sister Milly at 7 weeks old, she didn't speak Japanese or
English and screamed REALLY loudly if I went anywhere near her.........I am
hoping she won't be so scared as she gets bigger as I dont think my ears could
stand it.
Dont
know why dad paid for ducks we have all the wild ones we need.......I'm
allowed to chase the wild ones but sometimes I get confused and accidently
chase JW and Ghandi
I'm not entirely sure if goldfish should be considered "family" or not......but they seem about as smart as a cat in that they come when called for food.......this is me keeping the kingfishers away after pond was built and plants hadn't grown.
Meet
Daphne, damn, ANOTHER frickin Pig Dog that some wanna-be
tough-guy pig hunter dumped in the bush; dad is coming to the
conclusion that all Pig Hunters are tossers.